Tuesday, May 19, 2009

You Can't Handle the Truth

"Just when I thought I was out.....they pull me back in"

Mike Corleone couldn't leave and neither can I. I was about to stay true to format and wait until Wednesday to throw up a piece, but the demand is too great to be ignored. There's just too much to be covered. Fresh off the heals of a Celtics loss I was genuinely concerned for the well being of Steamen Willie Beamen. So I checked in on him and this is what he said....

Good news is that I didn't commit suicide last night watching the celtics game...my thoughts were that they got out maned in game seven and the reality is that The sporadic "Truth" Paul pierce looked old tired and like the softest man ever to make it out of Compton. We also learned a few important lesson from this series. 1)Players need to play! As the great Round Mound of Rebound once said..."come on Dwight, get some rebounds!" 2) Coaches need to coach. Pretty ricky addleman looked like his team was trying to run with mamba on a street court in Chicago. Don't get me wrong I love The Ronald but rick should have sat his ass down after his third forced one on one Kobe challange. 3) Players who end up being coaches should never pull their starters when you are the defending champs and you didn't show up on the building for a game 7 at home.
-Steamen

"Picks of the Unknown Gambler"


With the remorse out the way, its time to shift gears. As you probably know MP4 is riding an insane hot streak. The bandwagon still has room and its not too late to get on board. To the skeptics I will say this....how dare you. Show me another gambler with a career .667 winning percentage and I'll show you a liar. Well we have the proof, its called an archive, do yourself a favor and utilize it. When MP4 told me that he would like a special Tuesday post because he was so confident in his picks, I knew I had to oblige. Would I take out a second mortgage on these picks? Well considering I don't have a first mortgage I'd say that the point is mute. I give you MP4....

Tonight:
Rangers (McCarthy) @ 8 Mile (Willis) - Over 11..let the fireworks begin
1st quarter Line: Nuggets @ Lakers -2...Kobe's pissed, Phil's pissed, and thats never a good things for the opponent. Lakers come out hot.

Wednesday Night:
Max the credit credit card, take out a second mortgage, and dip into the kids college funds, and put it all on...you guessed it: Adam Lambert -350 - American Idol Season 8 Champion

Career Juice: 4-1-1

Stay tuned tomorrow for the Fab 5 and Dicky's Gripes among other things. And remember....the birds don't fly without my permission

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